Stranger in a Strange House

Nice picture frame - where have I seen it before? Ah, right - Bed Bath & Beyond. They have great frames. The people in the photo look nice. We'd probably be friends if we worked together or were neighbors. What's that sound? I know that song - that's Miles Davis. Interesting - they purposely put on this CD before we came over. I guess they wanted to create a calming, soothing ambiance. He'd probably...

"Yes, great kitchen. A little small, but at least you don't have to walk through it to get to every room in the house."

...roll over in his grave if he knew one of his albums was being used as aural wallpaper to sell a house.

I wonder what they do. Hmm...a Pentium I on a roll-away cart. Definitely not in the tech industry. They probably just type letters and...

"Yeah, I'm not so sure about the proximity of the master bedroom to the master bath either. Kind of an odd design."

...help re-distribute those fucking chain letter emails I always receive from people who don't know how to use the Bcc field.

Strange color for a dining room. Ah, right. Imagine the house empty and with bare walls. A blank canvas. Imagine three crazy cats running around. Imagine stumbling down the hallway in the middle of the night. Imagine sitting on your sofa in this living room and ignoring the ringing phone because you simply can't admit you're watching American Idol. Imagine...

"What's that? Can I imagine us living here? Not really. Let's move on."