{ February 20, 2002 }

Joey and Maria

What's happening on Wall St.
What's happening at the Stock Exchange
I want to know
What's happening on Squawk Box
What's happening with my stocks
I want to know
I watch you on the TV every single day
Those eyes make everything okay
I watch her every day
I watch her every night
She's really outta sight
Maria Bartiromo
Maria Bartiromo
Maria Bartiromo
What's happening with Yahoo!
What's happening with AOL
I want to know
What's happening with Intel
What's happening with Amazon
I want to know
I watch you on TV every single day
Those eyes make eveything OK
I watch her every day
I watch her every night
She's really outta sight
Maria Bartiromo (5x)
What's happening on Wall St.
What's happening at the Stock Exchange
I want to know
What's happening on Squawk Box
What's happening with my stocks
I want to know
I watch her at the big board every single day
While she's reporting you best stay out of her way
I watch her every day
I watch her every night
She's really outta sight

Joey Ramone's posthumous solo album Don't Worry About Me was released yesterday, featuring this rather cheeky love ballad to CNBC's money-honey anchor Maria Bartiromo. Only Joey could write such a simple song that rhymes with a name like that.