Greta? Is That You? Part 3

Yes, Greta's new show on Fox debuted tonight. And yes, Greta took the smart route by announcing up front, within the first few minutes, that she would "talk" about "what she had done." And yes, she predictably waited until the very last minute of her maiden voyage to address her...alteration.

Yet in the end, Greta wimped out.

She explained, in that classic lawyer-tone of hers, that she had cosmetic surgery "to her eyes," though to my eyes she appeared to have had a hell of a lot more done than that. She continued by saying she "gambled" on the surgery, hoping that the swelling would be down by the time the show debuted.

Okay, that's all fine and good. But why?

"I have my high school reunion coming up soon, and I can't wait to see all the boys who wouldn't date me."

I think that speaks for itself.